fantasy football

so i decided to start a fantasy football league.

should be fun. i can invite friends who are not at all familiar with american football and be reasonably sure of being able to make fun of them all season long.

wrong.

i just got my ass handed to me (and i have a pretty good lineup) by a girl.

a girl who doesn't even live in this hemisphere.

now, i'm pretty sure that when she thinks of a tight end it has nothing to do with any kind of organized sporting event.

and i'm not even going to talk about the images a wide receiver conjures up.

i think i'm just going to have another cold salva vida and see what other bright idea i can come up with.